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Freedom is a Wheel in your Sole

Created on 2002-11-25 06:58:25 (#789570), last updated 2009-11-02

955 comments received, 2,780 comments posted

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Name:An American in Germany
Birthdate:04-04
Location:Goslar, Germany

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laurajerry14usa@hotmail.com
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User Number: 789570
Date Created:11-25-2002
Number of Posts: > 209

LauraJerry is everything you think she is and more. Try LauraJerry free for 30 days! LauraJerry will not dissapoint! LauraJerry is perfect for on the go. Its different with a LauraJerry! Have you had your LauraJerry today?

Warning: LauraJerry may cause laughter, drowsiness, temporary loss in sanity, confusion, distraction, or fatigue, if these symtoms occur, do not pass go, do not collect $200.

Strengths: Good Sense of Humor, Loving, Caring, Easy Going, Loves life.
Weaknesses: Sleeps too much, is addicted to cartoons, is slightly messy, bad speller, often disapears to Germany, and has selective hearing.
Special Skills: Art, Poetry, Belching, Rolling, Photgraphy, Incredible Grasp of the Obvious, Graphic Design, Quoting Muppets Treasure Island, Spider-man trivia, and Fixing things
Weapons: Wit, Ranch Dressing, A Sword, Cup-Noodles, Adobe Photoshop, cuteness, Roller-Shoes, a cool thing, and a Remote controll

Favorite quotes::

"Its not the meaning of life, its the feeling of life"

"Did you bring me a monkey?"

"I hate my life."
"I hate your life, too."
"If I had a life, Id hate it."

"The past is the past and the future is the future. A man is a man and a woman is a woman. The present is the present. I am who I am and you are who you are. Thats all there is to it. Does it really matter? Or do we just think it does?"

"I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didnt bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and its not okay because if they take my stapler then ill set the building on fire."

"I agree its enough to be just me Silently theres a private symphony... ...I'm ready to run with the storm"


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